Following an extremely short negotiation process, Calgary Stampeders have retained famed Touchdown Horse Quick Six, signing the fan-favourite and sideline staple to a lifetime contract.

Quick Six instantly reared in response to rumors of a supposed relocation to Toronto.

Quick Six
#1 steed
Touchdown Horse
College: Calgary Equestrian University
Height: 16 hands
Weight: 1,200 lbs.
Born: June 6, 1993
Birthplace: Rocky View County, AB
National

“I will forever and always be a part of the Calgary Stampeders,” said Quick Six, while enjoying a celebratory bale of hay to commemorate the occasion. “The Argonauts may be able to sign all of our players and take all of our coaches, but the only time these hoofs are getting close to the Double Blue is when they gallop down the East sideline at McMahon Stadium after the Stamps find the end zone against the Argos. Bring on Oct. 1.”